Funny Scuba Gifts

This collection of scuba diving designs is made to tickle your funny bone! These unique funny images have been designed to make original scuba tees & apparel and great diver gift ideas.

It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere - You've heard the expression It's Five O'Clock Somewhere? Well, here we've got a fun, original scuba take on that sentiment. If you're a diver,...
Warning: Mermaids
Warning: Mermaids - You're lucky when you see rare aquatic creatures during a dive. What would it be like to see a mermaid?! This is a funny...
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook - Many scuba divers keep a logbook as a way to record their underwater adventures and cumulative bottom time. For many divers this is a...
Dives Well With Others
Dives Well With Others - This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun,...
Diving Slut
Diving Slut - This funny and cheeky text-based design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This is a fun gift...
There's No Crying in Scuba
There's No Crying in Scuba - They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? Of course you'll get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason...
Down With Gas
Down With Gas - What is scuba, essentially? Going down (underwater), with gas. This is a fun, simple graphic text design that shows what scuba is all about....
Forecast for Diving
Forecast for Diving - If you love scuba diving, then you'll do it in all kinds of weather. Rain? Doesn't matter, you're going to get wet either way....
Shut Up And Dive
Shut Up And Dive - Talking is for between dives and off-gassing... so if it's time to get in the water, quit talking and get into the water! In...
Scuba Police
Scuba Police - This fun Scuba Police design is inspired by law enforcement badges. This unique design makes a cute gift idea for scuba divers that really...
Warning: Newbie Diver
Warning: Newbie Diver - Let this funny sign-style design be a warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign. Wear...
Dive O'Clock
Dive O'Clock - Cute funny scuba diver gifts inspired by early dive boats and sunrise dives. The text looks like a digital clock readout.
Coed Naked DIving
Coed Naked DIving - Shop for funny graphic gifts for scuba divers. This cheeky design in shades of blue reads "Coed Naked Diving" in all capital collegiate-style text....
Off-Gassing
Off-Gassing - This is the perfect design for that necessary surface interval! You know that time between or after dives when you have to wait for...
The One with the Fattest Logbook Wins
The One with the Fattest Logbook Wins - Many scuba divers keep a logbook as a way to remember and record their diving adventures. These books are used for recording cumulative bottom...
Diving! It's A Gas!
Diving! It's A Gas! - This is a groovy retro-inspired design that makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas...
I Love Cattle Boats
I Love Cattle Boats - Often scuba divers shun so-called cattle boats, dive charters that fit as many customers as possible with the least possible personal service. But you...
Wiccan of the Sea
Wiccan of the Sea - An encircled five-pointed star is one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our funny Wiccan of the Sea spoof-style logo design shows the scuba diving...
Shut Up And Dive Keychain – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Keychain – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Down With Gas Light T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Scuba Police 3.5" Button 3.5" Button – This fun Scuba Police design looks like a law enforcement badge. A cute gift idea for scuba divers that really need to follow all of the... View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Card – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Forecast for Diving T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads "The Forecast is Always Perfect for Diving." Between the text are three rectangles showing weather: sunny and warm; partly... View on Zazzle
Dive O'Clock Somewhere Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Long Sleeve Dark T-Shi Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock T-Shirt – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
Coed Naked Diving Hooded Sweatshirt Hooded Sweatshirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids T-Shirt – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Ringer T Men's Ringer T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Hoodie (dark) Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Postcard – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Scuba Police Classic Thong Women’s Thong Panties – This fun Scuba Police design looks like a law enforcement badge. A cute gift idea for scuba divers that really need to follow all of the... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Down With Gas Journal Journal – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Cap Baseball Cap – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait White T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Hoodie (dark) Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
FattestLogbookDarks Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Mug – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Wiccan of the Sea Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Shut Up And Dive Classic Round Sticker – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
Wiccan of the Sea Classic Thong Women’s Thong Panties – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T- Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Hooded Sweatshirt Hooded Sweatshirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock Jacket – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
DivingItsAGas Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Warning: Newbie Diver Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Fitted T-Shirt Men's Classic T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Forecast for Diving T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads "The Forecast is Always Perfect for Diving." Between the text are three rectangles showing weather: sunny and warm; partly... View on Zazzle
Diving Slut Zip Hoodie Men's Zip Hoodie – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress