Funny Scuba Gifts

This collection of scuba diving designs is made to tickle your funny bone! These unique funny images have been designed to make original scuba tees & apparel and great diver gift ideas.

It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere - You've heard the expression It's Five O'Clock Somewhere? Well, here we've got a fun, original scuba take on that sentiment. If you're a diver,...
Warning: Mermaids
Warning: Mermaids - You're lucky when you see rare aquatic creatures during a dive. What would it be like to see a mermaid?! This is a funny...
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook - Many scuba divers keep a logbook as a way to record their underwater adventures and cumulative bottom time. For many divers this is a...
Dives Well With Others
Dives Well With Others - This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun,...
Diving Slut
Diving Slut - This funny and cheeky text-based design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This is a fun gift...
There's No Crying in Scuba
There's No Crying in Scuba - They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? Of course you'll get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason...
Down With Gas
Down With Gas - What is scuba, essentially? Going down (underwater), with gas. This is a fun, simple graphic text design that shows what scuba is all about....
Forecast for Diving
Forecast for Diving - If you love scuba diving, then you'll do it in all kinds of weather. Rain? Doesn't matter, you're going to get wet either way....
Shut Up And Dive
Shut Up And Dive - Talking is for between dives and off-gassing... so if it's time to get in the water, quit talking and get into the water! In...
Scuba Police
Scuba Police - This fun Scuba Police design is inspired by law enforcement badges. This unique design makes a cute gift idea for scuba divers that really...
Warning: Newbie Diver
Warning: Newbie Diver - Let this funny sign-style design be a warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign. Wear...
Dive O'Clock
Dive O'Clock - Cute funny scuba diver gifts inspired by early dive boats and sunrise dives. The text looks like a digital clock readout.
Coed Naked DIving
Coed Naked DIving - Shop for funny graphic gifts for scuba divers. This cheeky design in shades of blue reads "Coed Naked Diving" in all capital collegiate-style text....
Off-Gassing
Off-Gassing - This is the perfect design for that necessary surface interval! You know that time between or after dives when you have to wait for...
The One with the Fattest Logbook Wins
The One with the Fattest Logbook Wins - Many scuba divers keep a logbook as a way to remember and record their diving adventures. These books are used for recording cumulative bottom...
Diving! It's A Gas!
Diving! It's A Gas! - This is a groovy retro-inspired design that makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas...
I Love Cattle Boats
I Love Cattle Boats - Often scuba divers shun so-called cattle boats, dive charters that fit as many customers as possible with the least possible personal service. But you...
Wiccan of the Sea
Wiccan of the Sea - An encircled five-pointed star is one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our funny Wiccan of the Sea spoof-style logo design shows the scuba diving...

Funny "Divers Wearing Masks" Long Sleeve Tee for Scuba Divers

There are different kinds of masks, though since the start of the pandemic one's thoughts might first turn to surgical or medical masks worn over the nose and mouth when coming across the term. But there are other masks, and the most important one to scuba divers would...

Diving Slut Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Mouse Pad – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Wiccan of the Sea Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Women's Dark T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Dark T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Warning: Newbie Diver Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shir Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock Somewhere Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Warning: Newbie Diver Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Journal Notebook – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Dark T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Keychain – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Bumper Sticker – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
Dives Well With Others Mug – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
Diving Slut White T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids T-Shirt – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Diving Slut Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Women's Dark T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Women's Nightshirt Women's Nightshirt – Women's Nightshirt 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex Topstitched ribbed collar Machine Washable View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Jr. Ringer T-Shirt Jr. Ringer T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock Keychain – Is it time to go scuba diving? Always! Especially when it's DIVE O'CLOCK. This is a funny digital-inspired design for scuba divers that are always ready for their next diving adventure. View on Zazzle
Off-Gassing Trucker Hat – You know that time between or after dives when you have to wait for the nitrogen your body absorbed to leave your body? That's off-gassing. This... View on Zazzle
Wiccan of the Sea Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T- Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock Large Clock – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
Down With Gas Mini Button Mini Button – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Shut Up And Dive Button – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
ScubaPolice Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – This fun Scuba Police design looks like a law enforcement badge. A cute gift idea for scuba divers that really need to follow all of the... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Jr. Ringer T-Shirt Jr. Ringer T-Shirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock Trucker Hat – Is it time to go scuba diving? Always! Especially when it's DIVE O'CLOCK. This is a funny digital-inspired design for scuba divers that are always ready for their next diving adventure. View on Zazzle
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Long Sleeve Tee Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Card – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle