Funny Scuba Gifts

This collection of scuba diving designs is made to tickle your funny bone! These unique funny images have been designed to make original scuba tees & apparel and great diver gift ideas.

Dive into Every Day: "Perfect Forecast for Diving" T-Shirt

For enthusiasts who believe that any day is a good day for diving, this funny t-shirt captures the essence of a diver's eternal optimism. Featuring a cheerful design that declares, "The forecast is always perfect for diving," this shirt is an ideal pick for anyone who...

Funny You Had Me at Wetsuit Diver & Snorkeler T-Shirt

This is a cute graphic t-shirt design for anyone who wears a wetsuit: scuba divers, snorkelers, paddleboarders, kayakers, surfers, open water swimmers, and others. This fun graphic includes bold blue text that reads YOU HAD ME AT WETSUIT. The text is backed with a silhouette of a shorty...

The Ultimate Style for the Dive Enthusiast: Scuba Police Tank Top

Dive into style with our funny Scuba Police tank top, a playful and unique addition to any scuba diver's wardrobe. This tank top combines the love of diving with a humorous twist, sporting a detailed badge design that mimics a police badge. This piece is perfect for...

Funny Old Divers Never Die Scuba Fan Travel Tumbler

Every scuba diver understands the importance of a good logbook and a reliable, insulated tumbler to keep beverages at the perfect temperature during long days by the sea. This stainless steel insulated tumbler is not just another accessory—it’s an essential part of any diver's gear. With the witty...

Dive Deep Into Humor with the "Off-Gassing... Please Wait" T-Shirt

Humor can be found even in the most niche activities, and scuba diving is no exception. Our "Off-Gassing......

Celebrate the Camaraderie of Diving with Our "Dives Well with Others" Mug

Our fun retro style Dives Well with Others mug is more than just a container for your morning coffee or tea; it's a celebration of the spirit of companionship that defines the diving community. Designed with a witty slogan and a catchy vintage cartoon visual style, this...

Old Divers Never Die... Women's Pink T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Postcard – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Down With Gas Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Light Pajamas Women's Pajama Set – Women's Pajama Set Unisex bottom is 100% cotton (4 oz) & has no fly and no pockets Black Plaid, Pink Plaid and Lumberjack prints in Cotton Flannel. Other prints in Cotton View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
DivingSlutWides Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Shut Up and Dive Scuba Diver Down Flag Diving Premium Tri-blend T-Shirt – Fun Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Shut Up and Dive Slogan with Diver Down Flag Stripes; Crafted from a unique 40 singles tri-blend fabric, offering... View on Amazon
Coed Naked Diving Boxer Shorts Men's Boxer Shorts – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing T-Shirt – You know that time between or after dives when you have to wait for the nitrogen your body absorbed to leave your body? That's off-gassing. This... View on Zazzle
Coed Naked Diving Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Funny Down With Gas Scuba Diver Diving With Gas Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers! Scuba Diving is Going Down with Gas! The text design uses dotted lines going through all three stacked words in... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
No Crying in Scuba Mini Button Mini Button – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others T-Shirt – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 16” x 16” bag with... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Down With Gas Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock Oval Sticker – Is it time to go scuba diving? Always! Especially when it's DIVE O'CLOCK. This is a funny digital-inspired design for scuba divers that are always ready for their next diving adventure. View on Zazzle
Funny I'm the Diver Elf Scuba Diving Festive Holiday Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Cute Gift Idea for Scuba Divers of All Levels!; Match Your Elf Friends With a Cute Hobby/Holiday Mashup Design; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Fattest Logbook Wins Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Pullover Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's V-Neck Dark T- Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Down With Gas Boxer Shorts Men's Boxer Shorts – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Diving Slut Cap Baseball Cap – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Down With Gas 3.5" Button 3.5" Button – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Cap Baseball Cap – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba T-Shirt – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Down With Gas Hoodie – What is scuba, essentially? Going down (underwater), with gas. This is a fun, simple graphic text design that shows what scuba is all about. You can... View on Zazzle
Coed Naked Diving Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress