Funny Scuba Gifts

This collection of scuba diving designs is made to tickle your funny bone! These unique funny images have been designed to make original scuba tees & apparel and great diver gift ideas.

Funny Old Divers Never Die Scuba Fan Travel Tumbler

Every scuba diver understands the importance of a good logbook and a reliable, insulated tumbler to keep beverages at the perfect temperature during long days by the sea. This stainless steel insulated tumbler is not just another accessory—it’s an essential part of any diver's gear. With the witty...

Funny You Had Me at Wetsuit Diver & Snorkeler T-Shirt

This is a cute graphic t-shirt design for anyone who wears a wetsuit: scuba divers, snorkelers, paddleboarders, kayakers, surfers, open water swimmers, and others. This fun graphic includes bold blue text that reads YOU HAD ME AT WETSUIT. The text is backed with a silhouette of a shorty...

Dive-Ready: The "Down With Gas" Phone Case for Scuba Divers

In a world where scuba diving enthusiasts are always on the lookout for gear and accessories that resonate with their passion, our Down With Gas iPhone case emerges as a must-have for divers equipped with iPhone models 12 through 15. This phone case isn't just a protective...

The Ultimate Style for the Dive Enthusiast: Scuba Police Tank Top

Dive into style with our funny Scuba Police tank top, a playful and unique addition to any scuba diver's wardrobe. This tank top combines the love of diving with a humorous twist, sporting a detailed badge design that mimics a police badge. This piece is perfect for...

Dive Into Every Moment: It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Novelty Clock for Scuba Divers

For enthusiasts of the deep blue, divers, or anyone with a love for the underwater world, our fun It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere clock is a unique declaration of passion. This striking wall clock combines functionality with a sense of adventure, reminding you that it's always a...

Dive into Every Day: "Perfect Forecast for Diving" T-Shirt

For enthusiasts who believe that any day is a good day for diving, this funny t-shirt captures the essence of a diver's eternal optimism. Featuring a cheerful design that declares, "The forecast is always perfect for diving," this shirt is an ideal pick for anyone who...

Old Divers Never Die... Women's Pink T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Down With Gas Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Light Pajamas Women's Pajama Set – Women's Pajama Set Unisex bottom is 100% cotton (4 oz) & has no fly and no pockets Black Plaid, Pink Plaid and Lumberjack prints in Cotton Flannel. Other prints in Cotton View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 16” x 16” bag with... View on Amazon
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Retro Dives Well With Other Scuba Diver Diving Buddy Zip Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving With Others. Gift Idea for Dive Buddy, Scuba Partner, Scuba Diving Couples & Families, Friend Groups and... View on Amazon
DivingSlutWides Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Retro Dives Well With Other Scuba Diver Diving Buddy Pullover Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving With Others. Gift Idea for Dive Buddy, Scuba Partner, Scuba Diving Couples & Families, Friend Groups and... View on Amazon
Dives Well With Others Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Case – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; Two-part protective case made from... View on Amazon
Coed Naked Diving Boxer Shorts Men's Boxer Shorts – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Funny Retro Dives Well With Other Scuba Diver Diving Buddy Premium T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving With Others. Gift Idea for Dive Buddy, Scuba Partner, Scuba Diving Couples & Families, Friend Groups and... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Postcard – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
No Crying in Scuba Mini Button Mini Button – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Down With Gas Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Hoodie – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
Fattest Logbook Wins Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's V-Neck Dark T- Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Down With Gas Boxer Shorts Men's Boxer Shorts – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Diving Slut Cap Baseball Cap – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Throw Pillow – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Dive O'Clock Watch – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
Shut Up And Dive Bumper Sticker – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
Down With Gas 3.5" Button 3.5" Button – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Cap Baseball Cap – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba T-Shirt – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Coed Naked Diving Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress