Funny Scuba Gifts

This collection of scuba diving designs is made to tickle your funny bone! These unique funny images have been designed to make original scuba tees & apparel and great diver gift ideas.

It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere - You've heard the expression It's Five O'Clock Somewhere? Well, here we've got a fun, original scuba take on that sentiment. If you're a diver,...
Warning: Mermaids
Warning: Mermaids - You're lucky when you see rare aquatic creatures during a dive. What would it be like to see a mermaid?! This is a funny...
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook - Many scuba divers keep a logbook as a way to record their underwater adventures and cumulative bottom time. For many divers this is a...
Dives Well With Others
Dives Well With Others - This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun,...
Diving Slut
Diving Slut - This funny and cheeky text-based design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This is a fun gift...
There's No Crying in Scuba
There's No Crying in Scuba - They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? Of course you'll get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason...
Down With Gas
Down With Gas - What is scuba, essentially? Going down (underwater), with gas. This is a fun, simple graphic text design that shows what scuba is all about....
Forecast for Diving
Forecast for Diving - If you love scuba diving, then you'll do it in all kinds of weather. Rain? Doesn't matter, you're going to get wet either way....
Shut Up And Dive
Shut Up And Dive - Talking is for between dives and off-gassing... so if it's time to get in the water, quit talking and get into the water! In...
Scuba Police
Scuba Police - This fun Scuba Police design is inspired by law enforcement badges. This unique design makes a cute gift idea for scuba divers that really...
Warning: Newbie Diver
Warning: Newbie Diver - Let this funny sign-style design be a warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign. Wear...
Dive O'Clock
Dive O'Clock - Cute funny scuba diver gifts inspired by early dive boats and sunrise dives. The text looks like a digital clock readout.
Coed Naked DIving
Coed Naked DIving - Shop for funny graphic gifts for scuba divers. This cheeky design in shades of blue reads "Coed Naked Diving" in all capital collegiate-style text....
Off-Gassing
Off-Gassing - This is the perfect design for that necessary surface interval! You know that time between or after dives when you have to wait for...
The One with the Fattest Logbook Wins
The One with the Fattest Logbook Wins - Many scuba divers keep a logbook as a way to remember and record their diving adventures. These books are used for recording cumulative bottom...
Diving! It's A Gas!
Diving! It's A Gas! - This is a groovy retro-inspired design that makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas...
I Love Cattle Boats
I Love Cattle Boats - Often scuba divers shun so-called cattle boats, dive charters that fit as many customers as possible with the least possible personal service. But you...
Wiccan of the Sea
Wiccan of the Sea - An encircled five-pointed star is one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our funny Wiccan of the Sea spoof-style logo design shows the scuba diving...
Wiccan of the Sea Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Zip Hoodie (dark) Men's Zip-Up Hoodie – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Down With Gas Tile Coaster Tile Coaster – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Down With Gas Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Down With Gas Mug – What is scuba, essentially? Going down (underwater), with gas. This is a fun, simple graphic text design that shows what scuba is all about. You can... View on Zazzle
Dive O'Clock Watch – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
FattestLogbookDarks Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait White T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Tote Bag Canvas Tote Bag – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Women's Dark T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Tile Coaster Tile Coaster – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins White T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Scuba Police Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – This fun Scuba Police design looks like a law enforcement badge. A cute gift idea for scuba divers that really need to follow all of the... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Long Sleeve Da Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Mug / Pen Holder 11 oz Ceramic Mug – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Scuba Police Classic Thong Women’s Thong Panties – This fun Scuba Police design looks like a law enforcement badge. A cute gift idea for scuba divers that really need to follow all of the... View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba Hooded Sweatshirt Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Ringer T Men's Ringer T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Warning: Newbie Diver Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Journal Notebook – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba T-Shirt – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere 3.5" Button 3.5" Button – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Classic Thong Women’s Thong Panties – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Jr. Spaghetti Tank Jr. Spaghetti Tank – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
LoveCattleBoats Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Hooded Sweatshirt Women's Hooded Sweatshirt – Women's Hooded Sweatshirt 100% cotton Charcoal Heather has black drawstrings Double lined hood Kangaroo style pocket Contemporary fit View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Dark T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress