Funny Scuba Gifts

This collection of scuba diving designs is made to tickle your funny bone! These unique funny images have been designed to make original scuba tees & apparel and great diver gift ideas.

Funny Old Divers Never Die Scuba Fan Travel Tumbler

Every scuba diver understands the importance of a good logbook and a reliable, insulated tumbler to keep beverages at the perfect temperature during long days by the sea. This stainless steel insulated tumbler is not just another accessory—it’s an essential part of any diver's gear. With the witty...

Funny You Had Me at Wetsuit Diver & Snorkeler T-Shirt

This is a cute graphic t-shirt design for anyone who wears a wetsuit: scuba divers, snorkelers, paddleboarders, kayakers, surfers, open water swimmers, and others. This fun graphic includes bold blue text that reads YOU HAD ME AT WETSUIT. The text is backed with a silhouette of a shorty...

Embrace the Bold Call of the Deep: "Shut Up and Dive" Tank Top

When it comes to scuba diving, sometimes words are unnecessary, and it's all about the action. That's exactly what our Shut Up and Dive tank top speaks to—the unspoken thrill of diving into the unknown. This tank top isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a statement...

Dive Into Every Moment: It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Novelty Clock for Scuba Divers

For enthusiasts of the deep blue, divers, or anyone with a love for the underwater world, our fun It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere clock is a unique declaration of passion. This striking wall clock combines functionality with a sense of adventure, reminding you that it's always a...

Celebrate the Camaraderie of Diving with Our "Dives Well with Others" Mug

Our fun retro style Dives Well with Others mug is more than just a container for your morning coffee or tea; it's a celebration of the spirit of companionship that defines the diving community. Designed with a witty slogan and a catchy vintage cartoon visual style, this...

Dive Deep Into Humor with the "Off-Gassing... Please Wait" T-Shirt

Humor can be found even in the most niche activities, and scuba diving is no exception. Our "Off-Gassing......

Old Divers Never Die... Women's Pink T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Premium T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey... View on Amazon
Shut Up and Dive Scuba Diver Down Flag Diving Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Fun Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Shut Up and Dive Slogan with Diver Down Flag Stripes; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Down With Gas Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Funny Retro Dives Well With Other Scuba Diver Diving Buddy PopSockets Swappable PopGrip – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving With Others. Gift Idea for Dive Buddy, Scuba Partner, Scuba Diving Couples & Families, Friend Groups and... View on Amazon
Womens Funny Down With Gas Scuba Diver Diving With Gas V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers! Scuba Diving is Going Down with Gas! The text design uses dotted lines going through all three stacked words in... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Light Pajamas Women's Pajama Set – Women's Pajama Set Unisex bottom is 100% cotton (4 oz) & has no fly and no pockets Black Plaid, Pink Plaid and Lumberjack prints in Cotton Flannel. Other prints in Cotton View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
DivingSlutWides Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Boxer Shorts Men's Boxer Shorts – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Hoodie – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
Old Divers Never Die... Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba Mini Button Mini Button – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Down With Gas Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Pullover Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's V-Neck Dark T- Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Down With Gas Boxer Shorts Men's Boxer Shorts – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock Keychain – Is it time to go scuba diving? Always! Especially when it's DIVE O'CLOCK. This is a funny digital-inspired design for scuba divers that are always ready for their next diving adventure. View on Zazzle
I Love Cattle Boats Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Diving Slut Cap Baseball Cap – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Keychain – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Down With Gas 3.5" Button 3.5" Button – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Cap Baseball Cap – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba T-Shirt – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Dive O'Clock Large Coffee Mug – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
Coed Naked Diving Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Postcard – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Wiccan of the Sea Zip Hoodie (dark) Men's Zip-Up Hoodie – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon