Funny Scuba Gifts

This collection of scuba diving designs is made to tickle your funny bone! These unique funny images have been designed to make original scuba tees & apparel and great diver gift ideas.

Funny Old Divers Never Die Scuba Fan Travel Tumbler

Every scuba diver understands the importance of a good logbook and a reliable, insulated tumbler to keep beverages at the perfect temperature during long days by the sea. This stainless steel insulated tumbler is not just another accessory—it’s an essential part of any diver's gear. With the witty...

Dive Into Every Moment: It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Novelty Clock for Scuba Divers

For enthusiasts of the deep blue, divers, or anyone with a love for the underwater world, our fun It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere clock is a unique declaration of passion. This striking wall clock combines functionality with a sense of adventure, reminding you that it's always a...

Dive into Every Day: "Perfect Forecast for Diving" T-Shirt

For enthusiasts who believe that any day is a good day for diving, this funny t-shirt captures the essence of a diver's eternal optimism. Featuring a cheerful design that declares, "The forecast is always perfect for diving," this shirt is an ideal pick for anyone who...

Embrace the Bold Call of the Deep: "Shut Up and Dive" Tank Top

When it comes to scuba diving, sometimes words are unnecessary, and it's all about the action. That's exactly what our Shut Up and Dive tank top speaks to—the unspoken thrill of diving into the unknown. This tank top isn't just a piece of clothing; it's a statement...

Funny You Had Me at Wetsuit Diver & Snorkeler T-Shirt

This is a cute graphic t-shirt design for anyone who wears a wetsuit: scuba divers, snorkelers, paddleboarders, kayakers, surfers, open water swimmers, and others. This fun graphic includes bold blue text that reads YOU HAD ME AT WETSUIT. The text is backed with a silhouette of a shorty...

Funny I'm the Diver Elf Holiday Sweatshirt

Dress up like the diver you are this holiday season with this cute "I'm the Diver Elf" design, available on long- and short-sleeve tees, raglan shirts and tank tops. The featured product here is a unisex sweatshirt, available in black as shown, or Navy Blue, Royal Blue,...

It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Pink T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Down With Gas Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Funny Down With Gas Scuba Diver Diving With Gas Stainless Steel Insulated Tumbler – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers! Scuba Diving is Going Down with Gas! The text design uses dotted lines going through all three stacked words in... View on Amazon
Funny Scuba Police Badge Diver Diving Police Policing Premium T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like to Follow Regulations and Let Everyone Know! Funny for Know-It-Alls and Uptight Scuba Divers. Gag gift idea for... View on Amazon
Funny Scuba Police Badge Diver Diving Police Policing Case – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like to Follow Regulations and Let Everyone Know! Funny for Know-It-Alls and Uptight Scuba Divers. Gag gift idea for... View on Amazon
Funny Retro Dives Well With Other Scuba Diver Diving Buddy Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving With Others. Gift Idea for Dive Buddy, Scuba Partner, Scuba Diving Couples & Families, Friend Groups and... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Light Pajamas Women's Pajama Set – Women's Pajama Set Unisex bottom is 100% cotton (4 oz) & has no fly and no pockets Black Plaid, Pink Plaid and Lumberjack prints in Cotton Flannel. Other prints in Cotton View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Retro Dives Well With Other Scuba Diver Diving Buddy Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving With Others. Gift Idea for Dive Buddy, Scuba Partner, Scuba Diving Couples & Families, Friend Groups and... View on Amazon
DivingSlutWides Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) Sticker (Rectangle 10 pk) – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Scuba Police Badge Diver Diving Police Policing Zip Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like to Follow Regulations and Let Everyone Know! Funny for Know-It-Alls and Uptight Scuba Divers. Gag gift idea for... View on Amazon
The Forecast Is Always Perfect For Diving Scuba Dive Tank Top – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | The Weather Forecast Is Always Perfect for Scuba Diving; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Dives Well With Others Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Boxer Shorts Men's Boxer Shorts – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
You Had Me at Wetsuit Funny Scuba Diver Snorkeler Diving T-Shirt – Funny For Scuba Divers, Snorkelers, Surfers, SAP Stand-Up Paddleboarding, Wetsuit Wearers; Distressed Design for a Vintage Look with Silhouette Shorty Wetsuit Graphic; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
No Crying in Scuba Mini Button Mini Button – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Down With Gas Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Funny Scuba Police Badge Diver Diving Police Policing Throw Pillow – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like to Follow Regulations and Let Everyone Know! Funny for Know-It-Alls and Uptight Scuba Divers. Gag gift idea for... View on Amazon
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Down With Gas Trucker Hat – What is scuba, essentially? Going down (underwater), with gas. This is a fun, simple graphic text design that shows what scuba is all about. You can... View on Zazzle
Fattest Logbook Wins Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Funny I'm the Diver Elf Scuba Diving Festive Holiday T-Shirt – Cute Gift Idea for Scuba Divers of All Levels!; Match Your Elf Friends With a Cute Hobby/Holiday Mashup Design; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Down With Gas Mug – What is scuba, essentially? Going down (underwater), with gas. This is a fun, simple graphic text design that shows what scuba is all about. You can... View on Zazzle
Funny Retro Dives Well With Other Scuba Diver Diving Buddy Premium T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving With Others. Gift Idea for Dive Buddy, Scuba Partner, Scuba Diving Couples & Families, Friend Groups and... View on Amazon
Funny Scuba Police Badge Diver Diving Police Policing Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like to Follow Regulations and Let Everyone Know! Funny for Know-It-Alls and Uptight Scuba Divers. Gag gift idea for... View on Amazon
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's V-Neck Dark T- Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Down With Gas Boxer Shorts Men's Boxer Shorts – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress