Funny Scuba Gifts

Diving It's a Gas 3.5" Button 3.5" Button – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Mug / Pen Holder 11 oz Ceramic Mug – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins White T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Tote Bag Canvas Tote Bag – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Hooded Sweatshirt Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba Mini Button Mini Button – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Ringer T Men's Ringer T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
ScubaPolice Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – This fun Scuba Police design looks like a law enforcement badge. A cute gift idea for scuba divers that really need to follow all of the... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Stone Magnet – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Forecast for Diving Keychain – This funny design for scuba divers reads "The Forecast is Always Perfect for Diving." Between the text are three rectangles showing weather: sunny and warm; partly... View on Zazzle
No Crying in Scuba 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Plus Size V-Ne Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock Large Coffee Mug – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
Down With Gas Journal Notebook – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Cap Baseball Cap – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Warning: Newbie Diver 35x21 Wall Decal 35x21 Wall Decal – a reusable wall graphic.Wall decals are printed on a reusable vinyl with a special adhesive that sticks to walls without harming them. No tape. No tacks. No marks.Measures 35" x 2 View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Zip Hoodie (dark) Men's Zip-Up Hoodie – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
WiccanOfTheSeaDarks Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Men's Fitted T-Shirt (dark) Men's Classic T-Shirt – Men's Fitted T-Shirt 4.3 oz. 100% ultra-fine combed ring-spun jersey Lean fit, size up for looser fit in body Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low View on CafePress
Forecast for Diving Coffee Mug – This funny design for scuba divers reads "The Forecast is Always Perfect for Diving." Between the text are three rectangles showing weather: sunny and warm; partly... View on Zazzle
Diving It's a Gas 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Car Magnet 20 x 12 Car Door Magnet – Share what's on your mind with a personalized magnetic bumper sticker for your auto. Choose from thousands of custom bumper sticker magnets (or larger sizes) for... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere BBQ Apron Apron – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Fitted T-Shirt Men's Classic T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Keychain – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
There's No Crying in Scuba Pinback Button – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Fattest Logbook Wins Ringer T Men's Ringer T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress