Funny Scuba Gifts
Diving It's a Gas Magnet Round Magnet – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Hooded Sweatshirt Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Shut Up and Dive Scuba Diver Down Flag Diving Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Fun Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Shut Up and Dive Slogan with Diver Down Flag Stripes; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Mini Button Mini Button – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Hoodie (dark) Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Ringer T Men's Ringer T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives PopSockets Swappable PopGrip – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
I Love Cattle Boats Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Classic Thong Women’s Thong Panties – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Case – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; Two-part protective case made from a premium scratch-resistant polycarbonate... View on Amazon
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
From Zazzle
Down With Gas Mug Down With Gas Mug – What is scuba, essentially? Going down (underwater), with gas. This is a fun, simple graphic text design that shows what scuba is all about. You can... View on Zazzle
Down With Gas Light T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock Large Coffee Mug – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
Diving Slut Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Down With Gas Scuba Diver Diving With Gas Tank Top – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers! Scuba Diving is Going Down with Gas! The text design uses dotted lines going through all three stacked words in... View on Amazon
FattestLogbook Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Pullover Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Mug / Pen Holder 11 oz Ceramic Mug – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Shut Up and Dive Scuba Diver Down Flag Diving Tank Top – Fun Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Shut Up and Dive Slogan with Diver Down Flag Stripes; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Diving Slut Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Diving Slut Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Bumper Sticker – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Shut Up And Dive T-Shirt – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Fattest Logbook Wins Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Down With Gas Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Tank Top – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Plus Size V-Ne Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Racerback Tank Top Women's Racerback Tank Top – Women's Racerback Tank Top 100% cotton jersey Standard fit Machine wash cold, tumble dry low View on CafePress