Funny Scuba Gifts

Fattest Logbook Wins Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Shut Up And Dive Classic Round Sticker – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
Diving Slut Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
FattestLogbook Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Mug / Pen Holder 11 oz Ceramic Mug – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Diving Slut Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Down With Gas Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Plus Size V-Ne Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Racerback Tank Top Women's Racerback Tank Top – Women's Racerback Tank Top 100% cotton jersey Standard fit Machine wash cold, tumble dry low View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Classic Thong Women’s Thong Panties – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Down With Gas Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Warning: Newbie Diver Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Hooded Sweatshirt Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Plus Size V-Neck D Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt – Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt 5.5 oz. 100% luxuriously soft combed ring spun cotton Feminine V-Neck collar Side seamed contoured shape Standard fit View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Fitted T-Shirt Men's Classic T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt Junior's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Nightshirt Women's Nightshirt – Women's Nightshirt 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex Topstitched ribbed collar Machine Washable View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
There's No Crying in Scuba Button – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere White T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Notebook – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
I Love Cattle Boats Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck D Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Funny Down With Gas Scuba Diver Diving With Gas Case – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers! Scuba Diving is Going Down with Gas! The text design uses dotted lines going through all three stacked words in... View on Amazon
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress