Funny Scuba Gifts
Diving It's a Gas Mini Button Mini Button – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba Tote Bag Canvas Tote Bag – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids T-Shirt – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Shut Up And Dive Classic Round Sticker – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
I Love Cattle Boats Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Mug 11 oz Ceramic Mug – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and... View on Amazon
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Shut Up And Dive Keychain – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
Fattest Logbook Wins Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Zip Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Case – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Fattest Logbook Wins Women's Dark T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Shut Up And Dive T-Shirt – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
Coed Naked Diving Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Keychain – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Shut Up And Dive T-Shirt – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
Diving Slut Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Down With Gas Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Mini Button Mini Button – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Ringer T Men's Ringer T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Accent Pillow – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
From Zazzle
Dive O'Clock Watch Dive O'Clock Watch – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
No Crying in Scuba Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Stainless Steel Travel 20 oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's V-Neck Dark T- Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
old-divers-whites Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
From CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Plus Size Scoo Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Plus Size Scoo Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Womens Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
No Crying in Scuba Fitted T-Shirt Men's Classic T-Shirt – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
WiccanOfTheSeaDarks Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Fitted T-Shirt Men's Classic T-Shirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Tank Top – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Fattest Logbook Wins Mug 11 oz Ceramic Mug – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Funny I'm the Diver Elf Scuba Diving Festive Holiday Premium T-Shirt – Cute Gift Idea for Scuba Divers of All Levels!; Match Your Elf Friends With a Cute Hobby/Holiday Mashup Design; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight... View on Amazon