Funny Scuba Gifts

Funny I'm the Diver Elf Scuba Diving Festive Holiday Premium T-Shirt – Cute Gift Idea for Scuba Divers of All Levels!; Match Your Elf Friends With a Cute Hobby/Holiday Mashup Design; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight... View on Amazon
Funny Scuba Police Badge Diver Diving Police Policing Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like to Follow Regulations and Let Everyone Know! Funny for Know-It-Alls and Uptight Scuba Divers. Gag gift idea for... View on Amazon
I Love Cattle Boats Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Diving Slut Cap Baseball Cap – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Down With Gas 3.5" Button 3.5" Button – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Cap Baseball Cap – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba T-Shirt – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Coed Naked Diving Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Funny Down With Gas Scuba Diver Diving With Gas Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers! Scuba Diving is Going Down with Gas! The text design uses dotted lines going through all three stacked words in... View on Amazon
Wiccan of the Sea Zip Hoodie (dark) Men's Zip-Up Hoodie – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Hoodie – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
Old Divers Never Die... White T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Warning: Newbie Diver Rectangle Sticker Sticker (Rectangle) – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
Funny Down With Gas Scuba Diver Diving With Gas Premium T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers! Scuba Diving is Going Down with Gas! The text design uses dotted lines going through all three stacked words in... View on Amazon
WarningDiverMagStickPost Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
Shut Up and Dive Scuba Diver Down Flag Diving Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Fun Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Shut Up and Dive Slogan with Diver Down Flag Stripes; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Trucker Hat – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
I Love Cattle Boats Car Magnet 20 x 12 Car Door Magnet – Share what's on your mind with a personalized magnetic bumper sticker for your auto. Choose from thousands of custom bumper sticker magnets (or larger sizes) for... View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Dark T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Funny Scuba Police Badge Diver Diving Police Policing T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like to Follow Regulations and Let Everyone Know! Funny for Know-It-Alls and Uptight Scuba Divers. Gag gift idea for... View on Amazon
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Dive O'Clock Large Clock – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Premium T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Stainless Steel Insulated Tumbler – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die. View on Amazon
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Trucker Hat Trucker Hat – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Pullover Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
DivingItsAGas Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Classic Round Sticker – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
No Crying in Scuba Mug 11 oz Ceramic Mug – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Warning: Newbie Diver Trucker Hat Trucker Hat – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon