Funny Scuba Gifts
Down With Gas 3.5" Button 3.5" Button – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Coed Naked Diving Cap Baseball Cap – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
There's No Crying in Scuba T-Shirt – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Shut Up And Dive Mug – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
Coed Naked Diving Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives PopSockets Swappable PopGrip – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Wiccan of the Sea Zip Hoodie (dark) Men's Zip-Up Hoodie – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Shut Up And Dive Keychain – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
Warning: Mermaids Postcard – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Old Divers Never Die... White T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Wiccan of the Sea Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Pullover Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Warning: Newbie Diver Rectangle Sticker Sticker (Rectangle) – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
WarningDiverMagStickPost Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) Sticker (Rectangle 50 pk) – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
Dive O'Clock Oval Sticker – Is it time to go scuba diving? Always! Especially when it's DIVE O'CLOCK. This is a funny digital-inspired design for scuba divers that are always ready for their next diving adventure. View on Zazzle
Dive O'Clock Large Clock – You've heard the expression "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"? Well this is a scuba take on that sentiment. It's always Dive O'Clock Somewhere! You can customize this... View on Zazzle
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Tank Top – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Trucker Hat – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
I Love Cattle Boats Car Magnet 20 x 12 Car Door Magnet – Share what's on your mind with a personalized magnetic bumper sticker for your auto. Choose from thousands of custom bumper sticker magnets (or larger sizes) for... View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Dark T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Shut Up And Dive Trucker Hat – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
From Amazon
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Stainless Steel Insulated Tumbler Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Stainless Steel Insulated Tumbler – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die. View on Amazon
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Trucker Hat Trucker Hat – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
DivingItsAGas Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba Mug 11 oz Ceramic Mug – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
Warning: Newbie Diver Trucker Hat Trucker Hat – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Card – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Dives Well With Others White T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Women's Plus Size V-Neck Dark T-Shirt Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Down With Gas Scuba Diver Diving With Gas Case – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers! Scuba Diving is Going Down with Gas! The text design uses dotted lines going through all three stacked words in... View on Amazon
There's No Crying in Scuba Mug – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle