Funny Scuba Gifts

It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere 3.5" Button 3.5" Button – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
No Crying in Scuba BBQ Apron Apron – Are you a tough-guy scuba diver? No time for drama? There's no crying in scuba, ya know!? This is a fun, funny diving design for scuba... View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Women's V-Neck T-Shirt Women's V-Neck T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Trucker Hat – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
I Love Cattle Boats Women's Dark T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
You Had Me at Wetsuit Funny Scuba Diver Snorkeler Diving Premium T-Shirt – Funny For Scuba Divers, Snorkelers, Surfers, SAP Stand-Up Paddleboarding, Wetsuit Wearers; Distressed Design for a Vintage Look with Silhouette Shorty Wetsuit Graphic; This premium t-shirt is... View on Amazon
ScubaPolice Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – This fun Scuba Police design looks like a law enforcement badge. A cute gift idea for scuba divers that really need to follow all of the... View on CafePress
WarningDiverShirts Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Long Sleeve Dark T-Shi Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Scuba Police Flask Stainless Steel Flask – Gift your groomsmen, bring to the Bachelorette Party, or give to your friends, these personalized stainless steel flasks make great presents for just about any occasion. Holds 6 oz. of your fa View on CafePress
Diving Slut Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
You Had Me at Wetsuit Funny Scuba Diver Snorkeler Diving Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny For Scuba Divers, Snorkelers, Surfers, SAP Stand-Up Paddleboarding, Wetsuit Wearers; Distressed Design for a Vintage Look with Silhouette Shorty Wetsuit Graphic; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
You Had Me at Wetsuit Funny Scuba Diver Snorkeler Diving Tank Top – Funny For Scuba Divers, Snorkelers, Surfers, SAP Stand-Up Paddleboarding, Wetsuit Wearers; Distressed Design for a Vintage Look with Silhouette Shorty Wetsuit Graphic; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere Mug 11 oz Ceramic Mug – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
Womens Funny I'm the Diver Elf Scuba Diving Festive Holiday V-Neck T-Shirt – Cute Gift Idea for Scuba Divers of All Levels!; Match Your Elf Friends With a Cute Hobby/Holiday Mashup Design; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Keychain – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
Wiccan of the Sea Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
Scuba Police Fitted T-Shirt Men's Classic T-Shirt – This fun Scuba Police design looks like a law enforcement badge. A cute gift idea for scuba divers that really need to follow all of the... View on CafePress
Scuba Police Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This fun Scuba Police design looks like a law enforcement badge. A cute gift idea for scuba divers that really need to follow all of the... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
Forecast for Diving Mouse Pad – This funny design for scuba divers reads "The Forecast is Always Perfect for Diving." Between the text are three rectangles showing weather: sunny and warm; partly... View on Zazzle
There's No Crying in Scuba Large Tote Bag – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Down With Gas Reusable Grocery Bag – What is scuba, essentially? Going down (underwater), with gas. This is a fun, simple graphic text design that shows what scuba is all about. You can... View on Zazzle
Dives Well With Others Mug – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Dark T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Warning: Newbie Diver Mug 11 oz Ceramic Mug – A warning for your scuba buddies! This Enthusiastic Newbie Diver design looks like an official warning sign and will let others know you're new to the... View on CafePress
old-divers-whites Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Down With Gas 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
DivingSlutDarks Women's Classic T-Shirt Women's Classic T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Magnet Round Magnet – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck D Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress