Funny Scuba Gifts
Diving Slut Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt Junior's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Nightshirt Women's Nightshirt – Women's Nightshirt 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex Topstitched ribbed collar Machine Washable View on CafePress
Womens Funny Retro Dives Well With Other Scuba Diver Diving Buddy V-Neck T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving With Others. Gift Idea for Dive Buddy, Scuba Partner, Scuba Diving Couples & Families, Friend Groups and... View on Amazon
Wiccan of the Sea Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – An encircled five-pointed star in one symbol of paganism, including Wicca. Our Wiccan of the Sea design shows the scuba diving flag colors behind the pentagram.... View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Button – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
Dive O'Clock Keychain – Is it time to go scuba diving? Always! Especially when it's DIVE O'CLOCK. This is a funny digital-inspired design for scuba divers that are always ready for their next diving adventure. View on Zazzle
It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere White T-Shirt Men's Value T-Shirt – You've heard It's Five O'Clock Somewhere, but did you also know It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere? That's because anytime is a great time to go scuba... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Off-Gassing T-Shirt – You know that time between or after dives when you have to wait for the nitrogen your body absorbed to leave your body? That's off-gassing. This... View on Zazzle
Diving It's a Gas Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Notebook – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
From CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck D Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt I Love Cattle Boats Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck D Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
From Amazon
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Stainless Steel Insulated Tumbler Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Stainless Steel Insulated Tumbler – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die. View on Amazon
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Down With Gas Scuba Diver Diving With Gas Pullover Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers! Scuba Diving is Going Down with Gas! The text design uses dotted lines going through all three stacked words in... View on Amazon
Fattest Logbook Wins Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Funny Retro Dives Well With Other Scuba Diver Diving Buddy Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving With Others. Gift Idea for Dive Buddy, Scuba Partner, Scuba Diving Couples & Families, Friend Groups and... View on Amazon
I Love Cattle Boats Men's Light Pajamas Men's Pajamas – Men's Pajama Set Unisex flannel bottom is 100% cotton (4 oz) & has no fly and no pockets Black Plaid and Lumberjack prints in Cotton Flannel. Other prints in Cotton Jerse View on CafePress
Warning: Mermaids Card – This diamond-shaped warning sign design shows the silhouette of a mermaid with text below reading "Warning: Mermaids." View on Zazzle
Down With Gas Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Long Sleeve Da Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Shut Up and Dive Scuba Diver Down Flag Diving Sweatshirt – Fun Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Shut Up and Dive Slogan with Diver Down Flag Stripes; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Warning: Newbie Diver 20x12 Wall Decal 20x12 Wall Decal – Wall Decals Reusable Wall GraphicsWall decals are printed on a reusable vinyl with a special adhesive that sticks to walls without harming them. No tape. No tacks. No marks.Measur View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Long Sleeve T- Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Scuba Police Badge Diver Diving Police Policing PopSockets Swappable PopGrip – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like to Follow Regulations and Let Everyone Know! Funny for Know-It-Alls and Uptight Scuba Divers. Gag gift idea for... View on Amazon
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Long Sleeve Dark T-Shi Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Accent Pillow – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Case – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Long Sleeve Tee Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
The Forecast Is Always Perfect For Diving Scuba Dive Raglan Baseball Tee – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | The Weather Forecast Is Always Perfect for Scuba Diving; Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem. View on Amazon
The Forecast Is Always Perfect For Diving Scuba Dive Zip Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | The Weather Forecast Is Always Perfect for Scuba Diving; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Dives Well With Others Hoodie (dark) Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Mug 11 oz Ceramic Mug – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress