Funny Scuba Gifts

I Love Cattle Boats 2.25" Button 2.25" Button – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Pullover Hoodie – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Diving It's a Gas Sweatshirt Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
There's No Crying in Scuba Notebook – They say there's no crying in baseball, but why stop there? You might get all wet when you dive, but that's no reason to shed tears.... View on Zazzle
I Love Cattle Boats Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck D Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck T-Shirt – Cattle boats - crowded, impersonal, busy. But you can't beat the price! If you shun tiny scuba diving charters that bounce in the water and induce seasickness, you probably love cattle boats. View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Baseball Jersey Men's Baseball Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 16” x 16” bag with... View on Amazon
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Long Sleeve T-Shirt Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Rectangle Magnet Rectangle Magnet – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
I Love Cattle Boats Men's Light Pajamas Men's Pajamas – Men's Pajama Set Unisex flannel bottom is 100% cotton (4 oz) & has no fly and no pockets Black Plaid and Lumberjack prints in Cotton Flannel. Other prints in Cotton Jerse View on CafePress
Down With Gas Large Mug 15 oz Ceramic Large Mug – This funny scuba diving design reads Down With Gas in shades of blue. An arrow shows the way to good diving - down! After all, scuba... View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Long Sleeve Da Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Shut Up And Dive T-Shirt – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
Warning: Newbie Diver 20x12 Wall Decal 20x12 Wall Decal – Wall Decals Reusable Wall GraphicsWall decals are printed on a reusable vinyl with a special adhesive that sticks to walls without harming them. No tape. No tacks. No marks.Measur View on CafePress
Shut Up and Dive Scuba Diver Down Flag Diving Tote Bag – Fun Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Shut Up and Dive Slogan with Diver Down Flag Stripes; 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and... View on Amazon
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Women's Long Sleeve T- Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Off-Gassing ... Please Wait Long Sleeve Dark T-Shi Men's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – This funny scuba diver design reads Off Gassing ... Please Wait with a computer-style image of a process being completed. This funny computer-inspired spoof scuba design is great for scuba divers! View on CafePress
Funny Retro Dives Well With Other Scuba Diver Diving Buddy PopSockets Swappable PopGrip – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving With Others. Gift Idea for Dive Buddy, Scuba Partner, Scuba Diving Couples & Families, Friend Groups and... View on Amazon
Funny Off-Gassing Please Wait Scuba Diver Between Dives Sweatshirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Design Looks Like Computer Loading Screen Counting Down Off-Gassing Period Between or After Dives | Boxes Filled In With... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die... Women's Long Sleeve Tee Women's Long Sleeve T-Shirt – Lots of scuba divers keep a logbook to record their underwater adventures and bottom time. For many it is a living document, never really complete -... View on CafePress
Dives Well With Others Bumper Sticker – This is a fun retro-style design for anyone that loves diving with their buddy. Diving in a big group is a lot of fun, too! You... View on Zazzle
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Throw Pillow – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; 100% spun-polyester fabric; Double-sided print; Filled with 100% polyester... View on Amazon
Old Divers Never Die, They Just Finish Their Logbook Scuba Tote Bag – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Scuba Diver Humor for Divers and Fans of Diving | Old Divers Never Die; 16” x 16” bag with... View on Amazon
Shut Up and Dive Scuba Diver Down Flag Diving Pullover Hoodie – Fun Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Shut Up and Dive Slogan with Diver Down Flag Stripes; 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck. View on Amazon
Dives Well With Others Hoodie (dark) Men's Hooded Sweatshirt – This retro design reads "Dives Well With Others." If you prefer diving with a buddy or even in a group, this cute design is for you.... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Mug 11 oz Ceramic Mug – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress
It's Always Dive O'Clock Somewhere Funny Scuba Diver Diving Premium T-Shirt – Funny Gift Idea for Scuba Divers Who Like Diving Any Time, Any Place! It's Dive O'Clock Somewhere!; This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey... View on Amazon
Fattest Logbook Wins Notebook Notebook – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Fattest Logbook Wins Fitted T-Shirt Men's Classic T-Shirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Diving Slut Rectangle Sticker Sticker (Rectangle) – This funny design for scuba divers reads Diving Slut - any time, any place, any water. This original scuba diving design makes a fun, cheeky gift idea for serious scuba divers! View on CafePress
Shut Up and Dive Scuba Diver Down Flag Diving Throw Pillow – Fun Gift Idea for Scuba Divers | Shut Up and Dive Slogan with Diver Down Flag Stripes; 100% spun-polyester fabric; Double-sided print; Filled with 100% polyester... View on Amazon
Fattest Logbook Wins Sweatshirt (dark) Men's Crewneck Sweatshirt – Divers keep a logbook as a way to remember & record their diving adventures. Scuba can be a competitive sport for some. For those, the one... View on CafePress
Shut Up And Dive T-Shirt – This is a clever design made just for scuba divers. The word DIVE is shaded in red with a white stripe, just like the scuba diver down flag. View on Zazzle
Coed Naked Diving 3.5" Button 3.5" Button – This funny scuba spoof design reads Coed Naked Diving. The fine print under the mask reads Everything Looks Bigger Underwater. A funny, suggestive scuba design for... View on CafePress
Diving It's a Gas Women's Dark T-Shirt Women's Value T-Shirt – This retro-inspired design makes an original gift idea for scuba divers that are nitrox-certified. The 1970's-style slogan It's a Gas is actually referring to enriched air at 32% in this funny design. View on CafePress